dallasclayton
dallasclayton:

You could be a piece of paper a note between two lovers a formula to change the world that’s unlike any other.
You could be a piece of paper a drawing of the sun scribbled in a child’s hand whose life has just begun.
You could be a piece of paper tucked neatly in a frame a letter from a hero to a fan who loves the game.
You could be a piece of paper  a test before it’s taken filled with sleeping questions only knowledge can awaken.
You could be a piece of paper folded like a ship battling the painted waves  and trying not to rip.
You could be a piece of paper a novel’s final stand a story full of hopes and dreams to pass from hand to hand.
You could be a piece of paper left blank until today. You could be a piece of paper but what will that paper say?

dallasclayton:

You could be a piece of paper
a note between two lovers
a formula to change the world
that’s unlike any other.

You could be a piece of paper
a drawing of the sun
scribbled in a child’s hand
whose life has just begun.

You could be a piece of paper
tucked neatly in a frame
a letter from a hero
to a fan who loves the game.

You could be a piece of paper
a test before it’s taken
filled with sleeping questions
only knowledge can awaken.

You could be a piece of paper
folded like a ship
battling the painted waves
and trying not to rip.

You could be a piece of paper
a novel’s final stand
a story full of hopes and dreams
to pass from hand to hand.

You could be a piece of paper
left blank until today.
You could be a piece of paper
but what will that paper say?

dailydishonesty
dailydishonesty:

**insert smiling poop emoji here**
But really, it would mean the world to me if you bought a copy of the Daily Dishonesty book, which hits stores TODAY! I’ve illustrated over 100 never before seen little lies for you to discover in that little blue book.
Thank you guys SO MUCH for supporting and following the blog. If I (and my liver) could, I would have a drink with all of you tonight.

dailydishonesty:

**insert smiling poop emoji here**

But really, it would mean the world to me if you bought a copy of the Daily Dishonesty book, which hits stores TODAY! I’ve illustrated over 100 never before seen little lies for you to discover in that little blue book.

Thank you guys SO MUCH for supporting and following the blog. If I (and my liver) could, I would have a drink with all of you tonight.

kidpres

kidpres:

One of the breakout stars of our TV show definitely had to be KP’s favorite superhero CORNDOG JONES! It’s been hilarious to receive fan mail and hear from people who are obsessed with this corndog and his DIY world of food villains and fun.

These segments were one of our favorite things to create and film. We even had fun with the music. One thing the audience never got to hear in full was the Corndog Jones Theme Song. Wait no more. Here it is in all its glory!

Rob Franks, our awesome friend and writer on the show, brought the song to life and shares it here. Enjoy!

  robfranks:

Flying, zapping, everything is happening

We got a hero for us now

hotdog with corn layer outside

how did he come to be?

He was fried in some radioactive grease 

something inside him freed

an inner superhero

he can do anything you need

he can do all the paperwork that you need.